Quizmaster Noah Tarnow was decked out in his cheesy Quizmaster finest: a suit jacket with sparkly pinstripes and lapels. He doesn’t get to sport that blazer alone—as of this printing, Wes is slated to wear it on Monday for the adult Big Quiz Thing. As host, Noah laid down the rules of the game. Five rounds of five questions, NO shouting out responses, write it on the answer pad, rinse and repeat ‘til round six—the lightning round. Then the afternoon would conclude in the Buzzertastic Finale, where the top three scoring teams face off to “determine the ultimate masters of useless knowledge.” The audience cheered when Noah said, “Let’s hear it for useless knowledge! The best kind.” As a one-time winner of a thing concerning trivial pursuits under the guise of being super-smart, I agreed.